Name your target
Choose their Forever beta ruleset and faction, then enter the character whose sudden fortune needs explaining.
We don't sell gold. We frame people with it. You give us the name. We provide the gold, the suspicious circumstances, and the kind of paper trail that makes an innocent player look like they have a second job buying Azerothian currency.
An innocent character. An implausible amount of gold. A paper trail nobody asked for.
Choose their Forever beta ruleset and faction, then enter the character whose sudden fortune needs explaining.
A little gold raises eyebrows. A lot of gold starts a whole new conversation.
We assemble the suspicious circumstances, the remarkable coincidences, and the paperwork.
The current beta is organized by ruleset rather than named realm. Choose Normal, PvP, or Roleplaying above.
No. We only ask for the character name and case details shown above.
Yes. Your total updates as you choose a gold amount, and you can review the details before continuing.
Dirty Money Express is satire. This is a made-up case file, not a gold sale or a way to ban anyone. The joke is how easy an unsolicited transfer could look like a purchase when the context is missing.
Blizzard says it is acting on real-money trading in the WoW: Forever beta and may take action against a recipient who knew, or should have known, that gold came from an illegitimate source. An unsolicited transfer alone is not proof someone bought gold. That's exactly why context matters.
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